And they are delivering these bad boys to yer mailbox
So run in store,
grab a discount hand sanitizer
Because you have to hit $10 pretax, says my cashier.
Then do your thang at checkout so your receipt looks like this:
Because if your house is like mine, there is usually a pillow that has seen far too much urine and/or vomit despite 100 trips into the washing machine. Gross. BUT i think I feel a few fist-bumps of solidarity.
So, go girl! Stick it to the man and get you some fresh ZZZZs!